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my blog will make you horny ;)

memeking69:

when youre home alone and you hear a sound

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(via muteblogger)

I once dated a writer and

boysbander:

 

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.

They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

(via keepinondreaming)

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

(via instantshadow)

ridge:

how do you even recover from that

ridge:

how do you even recover from that

(via instantshadow)

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via encourage)